Salad Snob

Salad Snob

We proudly present our meticulously curated selection of 12 mouthwatering salads, crafted exclusively for our members.

Indulge in the finest, freshest, and most flavorful organic produce and ingredients. From vibrant greens to succulent fruits, every ingredient is handpicked to ensure superior taste and uncompromising quality. Our pride is in sourcing ingredients that are not just organic, but bursting with wholesome flavor-filled goodness.

Enjoy a diverse array of salads that stimulate to palate and satisfy the soul. Whether you prefer the crisp crunch of garden-fresh vegetables or the subtle sweetness of organic fruits, our menu caters to the most discerning salad enthusiasts. Prepare to be delighted by an exquisite fusion of flavors, textures, and colors in every delectable bite.

Become a member and experience the artistry of organic salads like never before. Your taste buds will thank you.

  • 1. Classic Snob Salad

    Ingredients: Baby Spinach Leaves, Organic Grapes, A dash of Omega 3 Trail Mix, and Organic Granola.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Blue Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Apple" Dressing.

  • 2. Caprese Salad

    Ingredients: Organic Heirloom Tomatoes, Fresh Buffalo Mozzarella Cheese, Organic Basil Leaves, Balsamic Glaze.
    Cheese Pairing: Fresh Buffalo Mozzarella Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Balsnobic Glaze" Dressing.

  • 3. Greek Salad

    Ingredients: Organic Cucumbers, Vine-ripened Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, Organic Red Onions, Feta Cheese.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Greek" Dressing

  • 4. Spinach and Strawberry Salad

    Ingredients: Fresh Organic Spinach Leaves, Organic Strawberries, Toasted Almonds, Crumbled Goat Cheese.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled goat cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Balsnobic Vinaigrette" Dressing

  • 5. Southwest Quinoa Salad

    Ingredients: Organic Mixed Greens, Black Beans, Corn Kernels, Diced Avocado, Shredded Cheddar Cheese.
    Cheese Pairing: Shredded Cheddar Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Cilantro" Dressing

  • 6. Mediterranean Chickpea Salad

    Ingredients: Organic Chickpeas, Diced Cucumbers, Cherry Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives, Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Herb" Dressing

  • 7. Cobb Salad

    Ingredients: Crisp Organic Lettuce Blend, Grilled Chicken Breast, Diced Avocado, Hard-boiled Organic Eggs, Crumbled Blue Cheese, Crispy Bacon.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Blue Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Avacado" Dressing

  • 8. Thai Mango Salad

    Ingredients: Shredded Organic Cabbage, Julienned Mango, Sliced Bell Peppers, Chopped Cilantro, Crushed Peanuts.
    Cheese Pairing: None
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Peanut" dDressing

  • 9. Warm Quinoa and Roasted Vegetable Salad

    Ingredients: Organic Quinoa, Roasted Organic Vegetables (such as bell peppers, zucchini, and carrots), Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Tahini" Dressing

  • 10. Pear and Gorgonzola Salad

    Ingredients: Sliced Organic Pears, Mixed Greens, Crumbled Gorgonzola Cheese, Toasted Walnuts.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Gorgonzola Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Balsnobic Vinaigrette" Dressing

  • 11. Watermelon Feta Salad

    Ingredients: Cubed Organic Watermelon, Arugula, Crumbled Feta Cheese, Fresh Mint Leaves.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Feta Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snobby Honey" Dressing

  • 12. **Berry Spinach Salad**

    Ingredients: Fresh Organic Spinach Leaves, Mixed Berries (such as strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries), Goat Cheese Crumbles, Candied Pecans.
    Cheese Pairing: Crumbled Goat Cheese.
    Dressing: Snob House "Snoberry Vinaigrette" Dressing

Enjoy these delectable salads made with the finest organic ingredients, perfectly paired with cheese and our hand-crafted dressings to tantalize your taste buds!

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Guaranteed Perfect Fit

Guaranteed Perfect Fit

Our garments are hand crafted by expert tailors and personalized to fit your unique form, tastes and swag.

1:1 Personal Styling

Your Sartorial Artist will engage with you in the selection of styles and wardrobe combinations that best enhance your aesthetic.

Flexible Plans

Flexible Plans

Select the most convenient options from our flexible plans with exclusive members-only perks.

Process

Allow us to guide you on your journey to elevate your grooming. We will ensure every facet of your journey is meticulously curated by expert stylists who are both skilled and who find fulfillment in enhancing the appearances of their clients. Our services are made available only to members and by appointment.

WHAT TO EXPECT

After joining and scheduling your first collaboration session you will:

Meet Your Style Collaborator


  • Introduction: Meet with the skilled Tonsorial Artist who will guide you towards achieving your style goals.
  • Discussion: You can expect to be asked to share your hairstyle tastes and preferences to help your artist understand your hair aesthetic. You can expect your artist to listen carefully and take note of your responses.
  • Suggestions: You and your artist will explore some style options that align with your vision for the perfect tailored grooming.
  • Q&A: Feel free to ask any questions you may have about the process or options available.

Design and Implement Your Hairstyle


  • Design: Choose the desired look from the available lookbook options. The cues taken from the earlier discussion with your artist will help to personalize your selection.
  • Review Plan: Your artist will talk through the style that will be provided, given the tastes and preferences captured during your session discussion.
  • Implement Styling: With a style plan clearly outlined and communicated, it is time to sit back, relax and allow your artist to provide the hairstyle of your dreams. 
  • Review Implementation: Your artist will show you the finished hairstyle and discuss maintenance plans and/or next hairstyle session plans. 

Meet Your Style Collaborator


  • Introduction: Meet with the skilled Tonsorial Artist who will guide you towards achieving your style goals.
  • Discussion: You can expect to be asked to share your hairstyle tastes and preferences to help your artist understand your hair aesthetic. You can expect your artist to listen carefully and take note of your responses.
  • Suggestions: You and your artist will explore some style options that align with your vision for the perfect tailored ensemble.
  • Q&A: Feel free to ask any questions you may have about the process or options available.

Snip — Consider Photos and Styles


  • Consider Photos/Examples of Suitable Styles: Look through photos or examples of styles that inspire you. Share your vision with your Tonsorial Artist.
  • Enjoy Styling Session: Relax and enjoy the styling session as your artist begins to bring your chosen style to life.
  • Review and Assess: Take a moment to review and assess the hairstyle, providing feedback to ensure the style aligns with your expectations.

Snip — Enjoy Styling Session


  • Enjoy Styling Session: Indulge in another styling session as your artist refines and perfects your chosen look.
  • Review and Assess: Once again, review and assess the hairstyle, providing feedback to ensure the style aligns with your expectations.

Snip — Review and Assess


  • Review and Assess: Check in on the progress of your haircut, providing feedback to make any final adjustments.

Snip — Review and Assess


Review and Assess: In the final stages, review the completed haircut and assess the overall look, ensuring it meets your style expectations.

Congratulations, now you know what to expect! To begin your journey to a beautifully styled tonsorial masterpiece, select a membership subscription plan and schedule your introductory consultation.